Satire

                  The United States presidential election of 2024 ended in a close, but ultimately decisive victory for Donald Trump, leaving Democrats searching for answers as to what went wrong. Looking forward to the future, the party continues to search for ways that it can better appeal to voters, especially Latinos and young men, who formed the majority of Trump’s support base. In terms of policy ideas, some Democratic leaders have suggested continuing to emphasize focusing on improving Latino immigrant’s welfare through policies like increasing access to social services. However, considering these policy ideas were at the forefront of Harris’s proposals last November, there’s little reason to believe that this will lead to a different outcome four years down the line. On the other hand, there is a growing contingent of Democrats that is suggesting a different approach. Instead of emphasizing giving immigrants equal rights, why don’t we do the exact…

                  In a shocking turn of events, contestants of the popular Korean game show Squid Game won’t be returning to participate in the competition next year, the television network has announced. Squid Game, a competition show where contestants compete in children games for vast sums of money, has grown into nothing less than a pop culture phenomenon. Viewers are obsessed with everything about the show, the pink uniformed guards, the creepy doll yelling “red light, green light” and even the floating piggy bank in the sky that fills with additional money after each elimination. With all of this positive feedback, the news comes as a surprise to viewers who had grown attached to several of the participants over the course of the first season. Nonetheless, the competition vows to continue on with a new batch of contestants next year. Despite the announcement, fan enthusiasm remains had an all-time high about…

                  In the beginning of January, California experienced one of its worst natural disasters in recent memory, a huge wildfire that burned large swaths of land in the Los Angelos area. In terms of speculating on how a disaster of this magnitude could have occurred, experts believe that a combination of factors, including a drought brought on by the effects of climate change may have been to blame. However, president incumbent Donald Trump was quick to shut down any speculation, saying that, instead, the blame should be placed squarely on California’s water management policies. Could it be the fact that, California, which historically has very wet winters that have now suddenly turned dry, is suffering from the effects of global warming, a phenomenon that is now affecting every country across the globe. No, says Trump, science still “doesn’t know”. Could be that the hottest year on record is contributing to…